Cydonia photos reveal the face on Mars

8/1/2000

Story by Skip Intro and Jimmy Marinara of the Parallel Universe Newswire/AlienZoo.com.
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Parallel Universe Newswire - NASA/JPL uncovered the latest and most significant discovery about the Cydonia region of Mars when a Martian orbiter snapped these pictures of the "face on Mars."

This confirms, once and for all, that the face is really a face . . . And what a face it is - none other than your bartender, Isaac (from The Love Boat). Originally thought to be the face of Huggy Bear (from Starsky & Hutch), closeup, high-resolution photos revealed Isaac to be the 'true face on Mars.'