Since AlienZoo is a portal for discussions about aliens, UFOs, and the like, and since all viewpoints are welcome, we had to also make room for the comedians. Everyone knows you can't talk about alien abduction without bringing up anal probes, and you can't talk about outer space without making Uranus jokes. It is a tough job, but someone has to do it.
Explore the funny side of aliens, UFOs, conspiracy, and space related stuff in these articles. Most of these features came from the original AlienZoo staff and the Parallel Universe Newswire, or P.U.N. for short. Most of them are funnier if you pretend it is summer of 2000.
Pizza Hut can get a rocket into space ... -- By Skip Intro and Jimmy Marinara
Automation will always rule -- By Wiggz
Who controls your power? Bam wants to know -- By Wiggz
Cydonia photos reveal the face on Mars -- By Skip Intro and Jimmy Marinara
Are miniature, Gray-like aliens biological robots? -- By Wiggz
Loman and Williams wed at UFO Congress -- by Wiggz
Evidence of water on Mars! -- By The AlienZoo News Crew
Malin Space Science Systems reveals 20,000 new Mars images - By Wiggz
NASA briefed White House on major finding on Mars, NASAWatch.com reports -- By Wiggz
Thirsty? Try Mars -- By Wiggz